Alabama "Ramp Lady" makes you go sterile

This screeching she-devil is apparently well-known amongst 'Bama fans, which makes me that much happier not to be one. Her name is Rena "Ramp Lady," a title which she's gained by standing on the entry ramps, horrificly spewing ear piercing noises from her redneck mouth. I guess the fewer teeth you have, the easier it is to be a retard. Hayes said she got her nickname because she never sat in her assigned seat. Instead, she moved to the ramp to yell for the Tide. "I have no idea where my seat is ? hell, I don't know where my seat is tonight," she said. With Ramp Lady attending so many Bama functions, most would think she's a Tuscaloosa resident, right? Wrong. "I still stay in Prattville, I drive up here for anything," she said. "I never went to the University, I just grew up bleedin', living and breathing Crimson Tide football," Back in the old days things like this were taken care of by a hero with a sword. I have killed hookers for less.