There’s plenty of people out there who don’t know what the hell they’re doing when filling out a bracket, but worry not — Yahoo Sports has been waiting for you to arrive.
Providing insight from the opposite end of the scientific spectrum as Nate Silver’s projections, Yahoo lets you auto-fill a bracket using a number of categories with the simple click of a box. Naturally, the one I selected was “Biggest Party Schools.”
Here’s a look at what was predicted in the drunken, possibly stoned and definitely not fully-clothed bracket:
First Round: Louisville over North Carolina A&T, Missouri over Colorado State, Oregon over Oklahoma State, New Mexico State over Saint Louis, Memphis over St. Mary’s, Michigan State over Valpo, Creighton over Cincinnati, Duke over Albany.
Proving Budweiser’s crappiness as a beer, the school closest to its brewery is unable to party its way out of the first round. But we cant be too surprised — ain’t no party like a Las Cruces party, cuz a Las Cruces