Found February 28, 2012 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:

"Are you kidding me? That's right!" "Who do you think you are? I am." That's the best Pete Weber could do amid fifty fist pumps after winning his fifth bowling U.S. Open on Sunday. He even has his wife freaked out.

For Weber's sake, I wish those statements were typos, but they aren't. I understand that it's tough to make total sense during an exhilarating moment, but Weber sounded more like a proffesional drinker after a weekend bender.

And that, my friends, was the first bowling post ever to grace It's Always Sunny in Detroit.  And unless Pete Weber or some other loon pulls a stunt like this, it'll probably be the last.

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