Originally posted on Football Nation  |  Last updated 11/14/12
10. ESPNStop telling me how good Logan Thomas is at quarterback, tight end maybe, but not quarterback.  I'm looking at you Jesse Palmer.9. Loud HousedThe Orange are usually good for one great home performance, but Louisville must have overdone it on all those free Papa John's pizzas.    8. Coastal DroughtDuke still controls its destiny in the ACC Coastal.  I don't want to live in a world where Duke football can lord over Duke hoops.  7. Attach Cover Letter?Sonny Dykes should have sent his résumé to Knoxville as soon as the Tigers topped the Vols in OT.6. Contested 3sUNC has serious firepower in the post with McAdoo but they can't protect the three point stripe, evidenced by surrendering 68 to Georgia Tech.  68. Points. To a triple option team.5. Terry and The Fat ManI don't mean to take anything away from Terry Bowden, who is also quite plump.  But Weis is the fattest one win coach in D1.  4. Gator GumboCajungrocer.com has a sale on fresh gator sausage this week, coincidence?  3. Computer VirusAre these computers running Windows 95? Oregon is the best team in the country, get it together you floppy disks. 2. Happy SlappyGrad assistants are slightly above crash dummies and a notch below lab rats on the worst job scale.  1. Those Meddlin' KidsTell me you can't picture Nick Saban as the old groundskeeper getting busted by Manziel in full Scooby-Doo.  
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