Rondo For Rose? In. Your. Wet. *******. Dreams.

Every now and then, someone on the Internet will write something so brainless, so stupid, so insipid, so manifestly wrong, that it’s all you can do to stop yourself from hunting that person down so as to shake them by the lapels and scream, “For God’s sake, man, THINK before you let your fingers go clacking away on the keyboard willy nilly and just ‘Publish’ the damned half-formed facsimile of an idea that’s popped into your silly little head!!!!”Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Exhibit A, in which Jeff Clark proposes to “compare” Rajon Rondo and Derrick Rose, and finds Rose wanting. What’s interesting in this comparison is that Clark chooses to eschew writing about any objective measurements of the two players. (I believe these are sometimes referred to as “statistics,” or “stats,” for the monosyllabic.) Instead, after presenting the post’s sole notes of reason and logic courtesy of Matt at Blog-a-Bull, Clark argues thusly:I counter with the fact that Rose scores more because he ...