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Does he look healthy?
While you’re sitting there feeding your fat face, this man is walking into walls and pooping on the ground.
Doesn’t this man look stupid enough just trying to walk. Help a racewalker today.
There are two people in the world that I promise you will never ever, ever, ever win an Olympic Medal.
This guy is one of them.
I like the one clap you hear at the end of the video. Like one person in the crowd was like, “good effort, get ‘em again in 4 years.”
If you ever wondered how I would react if I didn’t win a gold medal, it would look something like this.
Let’s slow it down so you can hear exactly what McKayla Maroney said. I will punch you right in your Russian face, if you don’t back up, *****.
I still don’t know how this guy is even alive.
What I love is that they roll out this privacy screen to shield the crowd from the scene.
Like there is a 50% chance this guy is dead, but don’t...
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You think McKayla Maroney is impressed that a bunch of NASA dorks landed a rover on Mars? Nope. You think McKayla is impressed that Neil Armstrong took steps on the Moon? Nope. There are plenty of great moments in world history that don’t impress McKayla and now a Tumblr is available for your creativity. Have a moment that McKayla isn’t impressed with?
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16-year old U.S. gymnast McKayla Maroney is a vault boss who was supposed to destroy everyone in the world at the thing she was born to do. Unfortunately for her, things didn’t work out like that.
“I can’t blame it on anything except I screwed up,” Maroney told Dan Wetzel of Yahoo! Sports.
Though the vault champion could not hold back her tears, she sustained her...
Granted, there is no such thing as Meming Olympics, but if there were, the “McKayla Is Not Impressed” meme that is taking the interwebs by storm would be deserving of the highest honor that could be bestowed on a meming effort. That’s a lot of meme talk right there, but worth it, once you see [...]
You can tell a lot about people by the way they ‘Dougie’. Watching this video tells me everything I need to know about McKayla Maroney. Since she’s like 12, I’ll put this in the most non-criminal way possible – McKayla Maroney is going to make a lot of male friends. These male friends are going to be put under a spell by this chick. To say she’s DTF is an understatement...
United States gymnast McKayla Maroney is one of the young rising stars on Team USA gymnastics and it appears that she has become famous for her fierce look.
Check out this short compilation of many of her fierce faces made during competition:
The USA women's gymnastics team deserves to have a little fun, wouldn't you say? They sure think so. In fact, McKayla Maroney showed off her impressive dance moves, as she busted out the Dougie for Jenna Bush on a double-decker bus in London. Luckily, someone caught the action and posted it to Youtube, as seen in the video below.
The interwebs, SoB included, has been having loads of fun with the new meme, “McKayla Maroney Is Not Impressed,” and in light of her recent comments about how the U.S. Gymnastics team decided to change their original moniker from “The Fab Five” to “The Fierce Five,” it provided an additional opportunity for memetastic hijinks. Originally [...]
All good things must come to an end, but before we bid a fond farewell to the wonderful Tumblr account that was “McKayla Is Not Impressed” before it shuffles off this interwebs mortal coil after jumping the shark, let us reminisce and take one last fond look at some of the best uploads of the [...]
This is still a thing? I can’t dance, and by the looks of it, neither can former POTUS George W Bush’s daughter, Jenna. Here we have the gold medal winning women’s gymnastics team celebrating their achievement on a famed double-decker bus in London while teaching the “Today Show” correspondent how to do this. McKayla Maroney [...]
McKayla Maroney made history this week. Not only for her heroic efforts that have earned her a gold and silver medal in the 2012 Olympics thus far, but mostly for her reaction following her silver medal in the women’s vault competition. While stoically standing on the podium, her disappoint was incalculably obvious and incredibly salient, making the following photograph an internet...