Originally written November 19, 2011 on Ryan Parker Songs:

He's a good boy, loves his football,
Loves Jesus and the Broncos too,
He's a good boy, crazy 'bout comebacks,
Loves Gators and his girlfriends too,

He was home schooled, says he's a virgin,
Wears eye black with John 3:16,
He's been known to give free circumcisions,
To the small kids in the Phillipines,

Now he's Tebowing, yeah he's Tebowing, Tebowing,
Yeah he's Tebowing, yes he's Tebowing, Tebowing,

All his critics talking on the TV,
Say he'll never be a good quarterback,
But he wins games with his final drive magic,
Except for that one game against Detroit,

Now he's Tebowing, yeah he's Tebowing, Tebowing,
Yeah he's Tebowing, yes he's Tebowing, Tebowing,

He's pro-life when it comes to abortion,
He's pro-bowl when it comes to wins,
Even though he's proven he's a winner,
He gets no love from ESPN,

Still he's Tebowing, yeah he's Tebowing, Tebowing,
He's still Tebowing, yes he's Tebowing, Tebowing

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