The Gospel Of Stephon Marbury

"Do I believe in aliens?" Stephon Marbury asked. "I don't know, because I've never seen one. But I believe in Jesus because I saw him in the shower the other day." OK, you win. Time to tune in. At some point, you just have to watch for yourself, but in an act of public service, here are the completely unfiltered and Faulkner-esque transcripts from three 10-minute excerpts of Stephon Marbury's UStream Guide to Everything. He's still going. All I did was unmute the laptop and start to type. Starbury took care of the rest. 1:35-1:45 p.m.: My favorite superstar? Denzel Washington. Yo, I was at the Laker game with Denzel Washington. Oh my god, I gotta tell this story, 'cause this is classic. So we at the Laker game, and we sitting down and we talking. So I was like, 'Yo, D, whatup, so you going back to work?' I was sitting in Jeanie Buss's seat. Mr. Buss, the great Mr. Buss, Jeanie Buss, I love her, I love her with all my heart. I take ...