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Whats up y'all. As time has gone on, one thing I have noticed about Greg is that he does not have a nickname. I know some of you are saying that we need to wait till he actually plays a game, but we are not going to. The Official Greg Oden Nickname Contest begins NOW! So here is what you win if we deem your nickname the winner. For local Oregon residents you will receive a pair of 300 level tickets to the game of your choice, and non residents will receive an Official BoomShakalaka shirt! All nicknames have to be submitted either on the The Official Greg Oden Nickname Contest post on BoomShakalaka.org, or under the post at the Yardbarker. All entries have to be in by the 20th of March 2008. Here is some inspiration for you all!

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  • KeeganJM
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    Oh and sorry Greg this is something that is just out of your control.
  • WestCoastLos
    The BIG HURT
    • Annt74
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      copy of frank thomas
      • WestCoastLos
        I know it is but I just thought it was fitting.......since he is BIG and HURT.
        • Annt74
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          tru tru i gotcha
  • KeeganJM
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    I like "The Dude"
  • GSWgirl
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    Greg the Ripper.
    Get it?
    • Annt74
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      no......help me out
      • GSWgirl
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        rip city. not funny when you have to explain it i guess.
        • Annt74
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          nah nah still funny...................thanx
  • KeeganJM
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    Good one keep them coming
  • Blackjack
    Thunder G.OD?
  • Blackjack
    Big Pink? No, no, no, forget I mentioned it.
  • KeeganJM
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    Big Pink.....lol
  • Blackjack
    The BioDiesel?
    • nate77
      nice!
  • BirdsFan536
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    Doctor Smooth
  • well seeming as ODIN was the chief of the viking gods might as well just call him ODIN. or if you want something a little more catchy ODIN also is the bringer of victory. just laying it out for you to play it out
  • swiftlyjenkins
    Big Odelicious. ... tasty
  • swiftlyjenkins
    Greg "forget the drama, dunk on ya mamma" Oden, bieatch
  • eagleman94
    G-Den or something like Kg
  • eagleman94
    i mean kg's nickname
  • BirdsFan536
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    Gregory the Great
  • MoneeMan
    Hmmm......i tried putting Greg Oden's intitial together and it made G.O.....GO.......then the first thing that came up to mind thinking of "GO" is Thunderbirds.....you know "Thunderbirds are GO!" So in conclusion I would nickname him the "Thunderbird."
    Unique and creativity right there!
  • nn1200
    Rookie of the Year
  • mickeyd27
    The Odenator... Or "Balue" like the big bear from the Jungle Book. He was always happy like Greg.
  • The odenator or Greg " Babyface" Oden
    • jus10gee
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      Hahahha, "Babyface".
    • nate77
      ***WINNER****

      it's gotta be Babyface....
  • jus10gee
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    Gee O-deezy
  • BlueWorkhorse
    Chuckles...for the big childish grin he has.
  • swiftlyjenkins
    Greg "The 40 year old dunkin" Oden... uh huh you know what i'm talkin about..you love it.
  • lewii5
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    Greg "Big Sophistication" Oden
  • rcs360
    Rip City Giant
    • lewii5
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      Dude don't jinx portland with a reference to the city in his nickname. God forbid he leaves the City of Roses, but his nickname has to follow him wherever he goes.
  • KeeganJM
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    These are all great guys, everyone gets the thumbs.

    I still like "The Dude"
  • lewii5
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    Sorry but The Dude is terrible. Not only is it kind of a rip off of lebowski but EVERYONES NICKNAME IS DUDE (women: see dudette).
  • rcs360
    I just thought of this. In a few years, they might be calling the Rose Garden "The Garden of Oden." It's a lot better than "The Garden of Zeke."
  • KeeganJM
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    Ohhh I like that one. The Garden of Oden
  • that tall maid from addams family.... lurtch!!!
    Lurtch is the winner................
    • nate77
      Lurtch was a butler, not a maid... c'mon
    • nate77
      Lurtch was a butler, not a maid... c'mon
  • Well with the intials G.O. if u say it out loud it sounds like (geeo) like the car geo metro. Which is a really small car and sense he is big he should be named after something small so The GeO.
  • Rosecity07
    I still wonder if the ball slipped out of his hand on that dunk or did it just hit the back of the rim.
  • Thunder God
  • Lakerhater
    tiny
  • Blazer81
    young gergory
  • Blackjack
    The Odenocrat. He can be The Preisident, (I 'd rather be The Pope).
  • Blackjack
    Doctor Teeth?
  • KeeganJM
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    These are great guys, keep this stuff up.
  • KeeganJM
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    Thumbs up for everyone.
  • nate77
    It looks like Buckeye sports already had this contest and their winner was "the Odenator"

    http://www.buckeyecommentary.com/files/oden-nickname-we-have-a-winner.html
  • KeeganJM
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    New league New Name, good ones there as well
  • nate77
    I'm gonna have to put my vote in for the BioDiesel. He's a big dude that will dominate like Shaq (aka the Diesel) and Portland is known (somewhat) as a green city so BioDiesel works well.
    • KeeganJM
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      Im love that one
  • KeeganJM
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    Thanks for the link
  • Blackjack
    Thanks nate77. i was thinking "Bionic" too. Better, stronger, faster. We have the technology. (cue 6 Million $ Man jumping sound as Greg throws down a thunderous dunk).
    • KeeganJM
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      I could see the commercial now.
    • nate77
      the $6 million Oden?
  • Cristoball
    How about " The GOden Child"? (Golden)
  • KeeganJM
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    I just want everyone to look at that pic again, look at everyone on the bench and in the stands, and his teammates on the floor, its like time stopped. Think if he nailed that dunk, how just nuts the place would have gone.
  • webkid30
    My vote is for babyface.
  • Ruggedly
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    Babyface is the winner
  • KeeganJM
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    Babyface....lol

    Keep em coming
  • KeeganJM
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    I would like to get this thing some more visibility around the yard, it would be awesome if you guys like the post you could give it a thumbs up, and remember to give the comments you like a thumbs up, so other barkers get recognition for their creativity.

    Keep it up guys, this stuff is great.
  • ItsMrHarris2u
    how about he keeps his current one... G.O.

    if it's not broken, don't fix it.
  • Blackjack
    Becuase those are initials, not a nickname. Not nearly as cool. Even KG was once "The Kid".
  • Annt74
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    grandaddy
  • Annt74
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    wait i thought they already called him man-child
  • KeeganJM
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    Oh Big Ugly is mean, but think when he dunks on someone you can yell out you just got dunked on by "Big Ugly"
    • Barkley already named Sam Cassell "lord of the ring" so couldn't give him that one
  • Ruggedly
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    Picture... he's totally not going in for a dunk. I remember this... he's got a great baby hook.
  • eagleman94
    GOliath .. since he's 7 feet
  • Marinman
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    Sam Bowie II
    just kidding
    I really like BioDiesel
  • Blackjack
    Good one eagleman94.
  • kgoon1590
    Super Market

    Because he's so damn marketable. He's a chameleon.
  • kgoon1590
    Or maybe Big Grizzly. I like that one.
  • Lakerhater
    sam bowie#2
  • BigRandy
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    O-DOG! "Ya talk about my momma, I'ma put it down on ya"!!!!!
  • KeeganJM
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    Here are some entries off the site

    Kyle says
    "His nickname should be Zeus. Besides physical similarities, he is the God of Sky and Thunder—also appropriate."

    Mike says
    "Grady — because he looks like Grady from Sanford and Son"
    • kgoon1590
      Come on, don't you like Big Grizzly?
  • BlueWorkhorse
    We had a dark skinned teammate in high school that we called "Big Dookie" (also due to his braids) and a 6'10" white guy we called "Big Ugly." Maybe a combination of the two... "Big Ugly Dookie"...kinda condescending, but also devastating to say you got dunked on by Big Ugly Dookie.
  • therik
    I'm going with "Goden" ... I don't like it at all, but I bet if he's going to play great ball, the announcers are going with this nick! I BET THEY WILL!

    "[...]and Goden with the nice slam! Do you believe that guy! The crowd is going crazy; great slam by Greg Oden."

    "Greg Oden with 19 points, 11 boards and 2 blocks after the half, great performance by Goden - he's certainly having a big night tonight!"
  • Heavy Pickle
  • Rosecity07
    "The Last Stop"
  • KeeganJM
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    Here is another entry from the site

    Derek Arnold says:
    1. Young Moses (because Moses Malone looked 50 when he came in the league too)
    2. Young 'thuselah (reference to the biblical character Methuselah)
    3. Hoya Destroya (just for that picture)
    4. The Notorious G.O.
  • Butters
    • Annt74
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      thats me!
  • eaglefanatic99
    "Paint Monster' since he will destroy everything in the paint
  • DrunkStepdad
    Mr. Pickles
  • Annt74
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    G-OD
  • KeeganJM
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    Keep them coming
  • Like pryzbilla. Who they call Thrilla
    Call Greg GRILLA!!!!!!!! it's got the gr from greg. and grilling someone, lol. yeah.
  • I knew someone would like Greg "Babyface" Oden
  • HayatoKanzaki1
    Przybilla already go the nickname Joelthrilla. Saying gregzilla would make it look like hes copying
    • KeeganJM
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      JPryz's nickname is the Vanilla Gorilla, if we went the other way with it with Greg it would not be very PC, granted I am not PC, but still would not call him that.
  • Mother. Cause he takes care of the nest. Pryz had that for a minute but, he doesn't deserve it.
  • BirdsFan536
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    Mugshot, cuz he'll shoot it in ya mug and he never smiles his face is always lookin dull like a mug shot
  • BirdsFan536
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  • KeeganJM
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    Wrinkles
  • Please don't call him Big Grizzly unless there are plans send him here to Memphis. I'm still not over the 2007 draft yet. I really like the Odenator! Diesel won't work either cause that's Shaq (even with the Bio added). It's got to be original!
    I'm sick of the comparisons cause everyone is unique in their own way. I'm really considering Spiderman!
    Friendly neighborhood SPIDERMAN!!!
  • mickeyd27
    Robin Hood or Odenhood, because the dude is always doing something good. I can see him in the same outfit the had in the movie "Robinhood Men In Tights" lol
  • newsnm
    The Goof from Terre Haute (my favorite, I think thats how it's pronounced, if its the other way heres some replacements The Oak from Terre Haute, The Guard Boat from Terre Haute, or maybe in light of his recent political interests The Right to Vote from Terre Haute, hahaha)
    He Walks Amongst Men
    Titan GO or just The Titan
    The Greek God of Ball
    O-DAMN
    The Fury
    The Old Man
    Russel Reborn
    The Jester
    The Forty Year Old Center
    You Do Not Pass GO
    The God
    The Political Beast
    From a Time Before Men
    Definitely Not Bowie
  • newsnm
    The Goof from Terre Haute (my favorite, but only works if its pronounced like this. If its pronounced the other possible way then The Bloke from Terre Haute, The Oak from Terre Haute, The Stroke from Terre Haute, The Mo from Terre Haute, cuz of his resemblence to Malone, or maybe in light of his recent political interests The Right to Vote from Terre Haute)
    He Walks Amongst Men
    Oomph Dizzle
    Titan GO or just The Titan
    The Power of O
    The Greek God of Ball
    O-DAMN
    The Fury
    The Old Man
    Russel Reborn
    The Forty Year Old Center
    Do Not Pass GO
    Odenstroyer
    Unusually Large Child
    Ball of Love
    From a Time Before Men
    The No Jump Dunk
    Not Bowie
  • KeeganJM
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    Here is another entry from the site

    Jordan Says
    "The Noble One" - Greg Oden #52
  • bucksfan13bond
    Oooh. I have the perfect one right here. You know there was that movie the 40 year old virgin?Well, since Oden looks like he's 40, we could call him "The 40 year-old Dunker"!!!!!!!! Is that not the winner right there? Can I get a "whoop whoop" for the 40 year-old dunker?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!Thats right!!
    GO G.O!!!!
    • mickeyd27
      I don't wann make you feel bad, but that was officially the worst Idea yet.
    • newsnm
      I already posted "The Forty Year Old Center" and even I thought it was stupid and just posted it as a joke. So I dunno if yours is actually the perfect one, it seems more like an unoriginal and kinda dumb nickanme
  • rcs360
    GO. The Great One.
  • KeeganJM
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    Good stuff
  • eagleman94
    bucksfan that was stupid haha .. how bout " Golden Man" or "Golden" since his name is G-Oden we are just puttin a L.
  • MoneeMan
    Big Daddy......yep!
  • Number52
    How about Greg Golden? (like Stevie Franchise)Or The Freight Train? (because he is unstoppable. Bio Diesel is to much like Shack Diesel.)
  • mikeconleyfan
    Greg Peg-Leg Oden.....Arrr mateys!
  • mikeconleyfan
    Or Greg Powder-Keg Oden
  • mikeconleyfan
    Those two aside, Odenator and Biodiesel are good
  • travisusc2010
    G-OD
    The Skyscrapper
    Grandfather Greg
  • the manchild
  • the manchild
  • a little off topic, but does anyone else call Joel "Ghost Face Przybilla"? He haunts the paint!
  • 09playoffs
    I like 'Do Not Pass G.O.'
  • phillyfannaz
    Big Ugly that has to be his nickname come on now!!!
  • phillyfannaz
    Brother from another Mother
  • phillyfannaz
    but for real how about the "Flyswatter"
  • The O-Zone
  • My favorite is THE O-ZONE.

    Nothing Penetrates 'The O-ZONE'

    =P
  • Blackjack
    Did anyone ever win this contest?
  • we should call him picasso since he is an artist in the paint!
  • yellowman1500
    I like BABYFACE, WRINKLES, ODENATER, GRADY, BIODIESEL, O-ZONE, O-DOG, BIG DADDY, GRANDDADDY, and G.O.. What about NO GO? Regardless, I think that some name will stick next year during his first PLAYING season when his playing style will emerge. GO BLAZERS!!!
  • "Goat"
  • fishman
    How about "Big Nasty" For all those nasty dunks he will be throwing down on other players.
  • big mona because ur a beast
  • i think he may reinvent the c position so how about Greg "the new breed" Oden. some others might be destroyer, the hammer (odin, mythology link), greg "the apocalypse" oden,
  • aa_mack
    Rather than Picasso...it should be "Van G.O."
  • I like Baby Gramps
  • MR. GLASS....... as it appears every bone in his body shatters when hit.... Just not the same player he was in college unfortunately.
  • Big Gramps
  • Air Oden because he always jump and rebound the ball
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