Nick Saban simply can’t be beat.
Saturday, Saban and his Crimson Tide won their toughest (supposedly) game of the season, pounding LSU for a 38-17 victory. For the fans of teams that need Alabama to lose, things aren’t looking up. The Tide appear to be getting stronger as the season goes on, thanks mostly to their fierce leader, Nick Saban.
But who is Nick Saban really? To answer that, I’ve provided an in-depth look at an average day in the life of Nick Saban.
4:30 a.m.: Nick hammer-fists his alarm clock, rolls over, and growls. His wife asks him sweetly to take the trash to the end of the driveway. After Nick turns and gives her The Look, she says she was only kidding. She knows he doesn’t have time for such things.
5:17 a.m.: Nick puts on his pair of lucky sweatpants and ambles to his basement. He fires up NCAA Football 2014 and loads his dynasty with Alabama. His next game is against Auburn, and he drops 116 points against the Tigers. However, after...