Alabama athletic director Mal Moore stepped down from his position due to health problems, leaving a void in the leadership of the athletic department. While many in Tuscaloosa and across the country will seek to take over such a coveted spot, there is only one man who is a perfect fit for the job.
Pretty sure Snake Stabler isn't doing much right now, other than selling his wine label and perhaps fighting a few legal matters here and there. But I'm certain that if he becomes athletic director at Alabama, both of those would go away.
Just imagine what life will be like in 2017, after five years of Stabler shaking hands, kissing babies, and mostly getting out of Nick Saban's way while giving him the money he needs to keep winning everything: