“Sissy.” -some scout
Name: Kelechi Osemele
Position: Offensive tackle
Weight: 333 lbs
School: Iowa State
Major: Liberal Studies. Bra burning, mostly.
Ridiculous **** a scout actually said about him:
“I just don’t know if football is that important to him. He was raised by women, which bothers me. I mean, how tough can he be? It’s not his fault, but it’s still reality.”
The way I hear it, he was raised by a pack of feral lesbians, he was.
Other person whose fault it wasn’t: Norman Bates
What his tweets tell us: God is a bit of a micromanager.
Most coincidental comparison: <a \href="http://walterfootball.com/scoutingreport2012kosemele.php">Jeff Otah, who has barely played in the league, but is also of Nigerian heritage.
Meanest comparison: Jeff Otah’s sister.
Strengths: Multi-tasking, pain tolerance, pelvic arch width.
Weaknesses: Emotional, irrational, prone to menstruation. Also, scouts point out that he disappears for s...