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       "YES!  COVER ME IN YOUR FINEST TOILET WATER OFFERINGS!" Well, ****.  Back to reality.  That's what ****** blows the most about vacations...eventually you have to come back.  As you all have heard by now yes, The Iceman is officially engaged to suffer eternally in the fiery bowels of marriage.  I pretty much forced her into it by asking the 2nd day like a real ***** would do.  It was either say yes or have the entire week in Hawaii be ruined.  Make your choice, woman. Anyway, since I like all of you (well, almost all of you) way more than I like the actual real people I hang out with...any of the **** dicks that comment here on a regular basis are officially invited to my wedding.  Minus Brady since he paid me real money for the honor to be one of my groomsmen.  The fiance' doesn't know I'm throwing the invite to all you scabs yet but there isn't **** she can do about it since I left the other 99% of wedding **** up to her.  By the time she r...
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