Originally written on Crystal Ball Run  |  Last updated 11/18/14
To further procrastinate picking a starting quarterback, USC head football coach Lane Kiffin handed out free ice cream sandwiches to the entire Spirit of Troy marching band. Kiffin, accompanied by USC star receiver and only hope Marqise Lee, drove an ice cream truck onto the band's practice field as they were finishing their day's work. This video tells me four things: 1) Lane Kiffin cares. He is a compassionate soul who wants to be loved by the band, the school and the general public. Only a person who is a selfless human being would spend athletic department money on ice cream for band geeks. 2) Lane Kiffin hates people who are lactose intolerant. The 3rd tuba and the 4th clarinet can't digest ice cream properly, Lane. Did you ever think of that? What a selfish, thoughtless human being. 3) Lane Kiffin won't allow the media into his practices but has no problem driving a 2-ton truck onto the field of the marching band. Maybe the marching band should ban Lane Kiffin and his array of vehicles from their practices and see how he likes it. 4) Marqise Lee is not injured. This is good news. 
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