Originally posted on The Hoover Street Rag  |  Last updated 10/16/11
Ever wonder why they called it "Greendale" and not "Maizedale"? INT. DANNY PUDI AND DONALD GLOVER'S APARTMENT, GREENDALE, CO (TIMELINE 2: WHEREIN I WISH IT WERE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT) The PIZZA GUY rings the buzzer. EVERYONE touches their noses simultaneously. JOEL MCHALE Ugh. OK, staring on my left with one, your number comes up, you go. DANNY PUDI Just so you know, Joel, you are now creating six different timelines. JOEL MCHALE Of course I am, Danny. The DIE lands with the number TWO facing up. JOEL MCHALE Two. One, two, Alison. ALISON BRIE OK, fine. CUT TO: INT. SPARTAN STADIUM, EAST LANSING, MI At 10:45 of the 3rd quarter, WILL GHOLSTON receives a personal foul for facemasking DENARD ROBINSON, but is not ejected. At 6:56 of the 4th quarter, AL BORGES calls a read-action run for VINCENT SMITH that converts a fourth down at the MSU 9. MICHIGAN scores soon after and ties the game at 21. At 4:40 of the 4th quarter, THOMAS GORDON intercept...
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