Originally posted on A Red Sox Fan From Pinstripe Territory  |  Last updated 11/8/11

ORLANDO, FL - JANUARY 1: Head coach Joe Paterno of the Penn State Nittany Lions leaves the field following the 2010 Capital One Bowl against the LSU Tigers at the Florida Citrus Bowl Stadium on January 1, 2010 in Orlando, Florida. Penn State won 19-17. (Photo by Joe Robbins/Getty Images)
The people who lived across the street from me growing up were huge Penn State fans. They had a little joke they'd tell. When their daughter was very small, they tried teaching her religion. "Who was Jesus' mother," they asked."Mary," lil' Stephanie said."Very good. And who was Jesus' father?""Joe Paterno!"Not by a long shot, kid. By the way, I know you've been waiting for me to say it: My Huskers are gonna kick Penn State's ass this Saturday on behalf of everyone! Thanks in advance for rooting for us, world.
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