Originally posted on StraitPinkie.com  |  Last updated 12/10/11

The UnExperts at StraitPinkie are at it again. This time it’s Heisman time! You know all the participants, you know their numbers so here at the Pinkie we give you 5 words as to who we think should win…maybe not who will win!

5 Words Why: Dude Numbers. He made Baylor relevant by himself
Instant Analysis: I realize that is not 5 words, but Nick doesn’t care Honey Badger style

Follow NickEv via @Straitpinkie on twitter for great updates and ok analysis!

Why:Because Carl H Said So
Instant Analysis: Good enough for me

Follow Carl via @CarlH1023 but bring hand sanitizer

Why: Danny Wuerffel isn’t on ballot
Instant Analysis: The 37 yr. old former Heisman winner is not eligible, but maybe deserves a few write ins.

Follow Jason on Twtiter via @ZeroStarRecruit and get info on all bowls via his Bowl Bonanza updates

Who: Montee Ball
Why: Should win, Won’t win, Ballin!
Instant Analysis: Disrepsected like he plays in the WAC

Follow George on Twitter via @StraitSportsG on Twitter, he likes stuff but hates things

Why: Meant most to his team
Instant Analysis: RGIII seems like he is trending!

Follow Andy on Twitter via @Andy_Carden

We are idiots and we like sports…and these idiots say RGIII! Seems like America agrees with Straitpinkie via this ESPN Sportsnation poll.

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