Originally written on Five Tool Tool  |  Last updated 11/17/14
If only she, um, ever existed Golf clap, Deadspin... 10) This is an absolutely legendary way to blow your first round draft pick status 9) In other news, 20 different public figures quietly admitted to reprehensible crimes while your attention was here 8) Notre Dame is very prone to biting on play action 7) Te'o would have been much better off to just admit that he's gay, especially from an endorsement standpoint 6) Oprah Winfrey's cultural relevance really didn't last that long after all 5) If this doesn't lead every late night monologue tonight, I'm totally going on a fake girlfriend killing rampage 4) We clearly need to put the girl's face on the $1 trillion dollar coin, out of respect 3) Te'o's career to agree to an autopsy to see if repetitive head trauma caused it to become such a bizarre, over the top liar 2) This development makes the purchase of merchandise honoring Notre Dame's perfect regular season even more valid for the Fightin' Irish fan on your list 1) I am...
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