Searching For Jose Lima: Next Stop...Dominican Republic

Lost in all the chaos of last week was the news that our half-assed search for Jose Lima at the behest of his ex-wife Melissa, may have actually proved successful. Lima Time is currently taking place for the Águilas Cibaeñas Plenty of readers sent in this update that Lima is pitching in the Dominican Winter League pitching and doing whatever the above article says. Per Google translator it seems Lima is updating his personal and pitching style, showing off a new "scraped" head. But Melissa Lima is elated by this news. So much that she's shifted into Full Metal Jacket-mode: I love you long time for such scoop. What an ass. The fact that he doesn't pay child support is one thing, but the fact that he doesn't call his son is ********. He should know how much his son needs him. You're awesome. Keep up the P.I work. And that's the most uplifting email I've received in the past four days. ****** Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin during these...