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Found December 05, 2008 on SPORTS by BROOKS: Yardbarker Blogger Network
Strip Club To Open Up Across From Safeco Field
TEAMS: Seattle Mariners
PLAYERS: Jacoby Ellsbury
You know how all the new baseball parks have cool features, like the hot tub beyond center field at Arizona's Bank One Ballpark Chase Field? Or the train at Enron Park Minute Maid Park? Well, forget those features, because Seattle's Safeco Field is getting a strip club. Game, set, match Seattle. (... ...
Original Story: http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/strip-c... Verified_ybn

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  • BowlBound
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    BowlBound said December 05, 2008

    Just when I thought I could save money by buying the cheap seats!!!!
  • UNC23Tarheels
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    UNC23Tarheels said December 05, 2008

    Where else can you get a hotdog and a lap dance at? Gotta love Baseball,lol
    • BowlBound
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      BowlBound replied December 05, 2008

      Just need the apple pie now.
      • UNC23Tarheels
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        UNC23Tarheels replied December 05, 2008

        God Bless America,lol feeling all Patriotic now.
        • BowlBound
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          BowlBound replied December 05, 2008

          Just need a pair of American flag pasties to make it official.
  • UNC23Tarheels
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    UNC23Tarheels said December 05, 2008

    Feels like the 4th of July in December,lol I wonder if you'll be able to see Ichiro there?
  • DaHibachi

    DaHibachi said December 05, 2008

    I'm talkin rain forest sweaty
  • yoitsvic1126
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    yoitsvic1126 said December 06, 2008

    too bad i stay in the east coast...where pregnant strippers live
  • Spotella
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    Spotella said December 06, 2008

    They asked me to head-line there, but I had to turn them down! LOL
    • BowlBound
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      BowlBound replied December 06, 2008

      I don't know if they would have liked the green and white thong and pasties.
      • Spotella
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        Spotella replied December 06, 2008

        Why do you think I turned them down? If it's not EAGLES it's not worth it!!!!
        • BowlBound
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          BowlBound replied December 06, 2008

          They may mistake you for a Seahawk.

  • truthhurts2 said December 06, 2008

    LOVE the sign:

    50 Beautiful Girls
    and 3 Ugly Ones!
  • lewii5
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    lewii5 said December 06, 2008

    safeco has a train and a titty bar! that trumps all. watch ichiro hit a few singles, then go across the street and put some singles in a stripper's g-string, awesome.
  • andyreid
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    andyreid said December 06, 2008

    They can sign Pacman!
    • Spotella
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      Spotella replied December 06, 2008

      Nah, let them sign TO.........he's a lot prettier!!!!
      • BowlBound
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        BowlBound replied December 06, 2008

        Or Freddie Mitchell?
        • Spotella
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          Spotella replied December 07, 2008

          I was just going for 'pretty guys" and if you ask TO he'll be happy to tell you how pretty TO is (in his 3rd person way of speaking).
          Freddie was never a good looking guy, in fact there was simply nothing good about him.
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