Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 4/25/13
I saw this story come across the wires while I was having a manhattan ( actually, I always have at least three ) and ranting about why the Yankees cannot score, and how long I will have to starve myself until our next run crosses the plate.So I did a little reflecting:1.  There is a reason we refer to Mason Williams as our " number two " prospect.  This DUI act is " number two" all the way.  I would have felt better if he had actually been successful driving his car up the steps into "Mary Catherine The Redeemer" church.2.  I like drinking as well as the next guy ( actually, more ), but I never drink and drive.  I either stay where I am or, if my driver is nearby in the Escalade SUV, I'll let her take me home.3.  Mason Williams was once considered, " a five tool " prospect.  Let's take a closer look:A.  One of his tools ( his brain ) is apparently an anvil.  So he is now a four tool prospect.B.  At 129 pounds, while fully drenched in his uniform, carrying a bat, glove and ball, and ...
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