Act like you've been there

Hey, kids! It's time for Shooter's weekly or less foray into the stuff that makes so many of you hate humanity -- politics! Now, depending on which polls you read and believe -- and oh dear God in heaven, if we want to have a better functioning democracy, the first thing we should do is make this activity off-limits to the media, since the poor dears can't cover anything but the numbers -- the Blue Guy is pulling away from the Red Guy. And if you don't believe me, you can ask Red Guy Karl Rove, who just flipped his projections to Blue over the weekend.Now, I've been rooting for the Blue Guy for a long time now, so I know how the game is played. When Blue Guy is losing, Blue People question their will to live. Some of us take the Emigration Daydream, wonder if we'd have been better off letting the South secede, console ourselves with the fact that well, this Red Guy can't possibly be worse than this other Red Guy, and just, well, generally Assume The Posit...