Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 12/4/12
It's time to ponder our real holiday: International Yankee Day of Healing, July 15, on the sunny afternoon when both Michael Pineda and A-Rod return. What joy we will experience! All kids under the age of 14 will receive a free MRI, courtesy of WB Mason and Little Debbie Snack Cakes. Tickets will include a tour of the Hebrew Home at Riverside, which is like a college campus! The stadium will be decked out in gauze bunting, and during the 7th inning stretch everyone in the park will down a 100 mg tab of Valium.What darkness fills Yankee hearts this troubled season? We're getting nuttin' for Christmas. (Meanwhile, the Redsocks are cornering the market on designated hitters. They now have a four man DH rotation - if you count Larnaway. They're one Jacoby Ellsbury strain from filling out a five-man. ) Seriously, this is getting depressing.We have no catcher, no right fielder, and there's no free agent out there for either. We know in our hearts that Mariano is compromised by age, and ye...
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