Originally written on Metstradamus  |  Last updated 8/3/13
Never let Terry Collins go to Atlantic City. Here's why: Because he's the type of guy that will put all of his chips on 31 black, win, and then put all of his winnings back on 31 black for the next roll and lose everything. (Forgive me if I referenced that episode of South Park before.) Of course, I'm referring to Terry "One Batter Too Late" Collins, who got lucky enough that Dillon Gee got past the 100 pitch mark in the seventh inning with his shutout intact, but then he had to push his luck and bring him in to start the eighth when he promptly walked the leadoff batter before he got pulled. That one move directly led to a series of events where that run that Gee put on scored to cut the Mets lead to 2-1, LaTroy Hawkins saved Ike Davis' culo by almost killing himself to turn Davis' terrible ten foot flip into an out, David Aardsma got too pumped during his first save opportunity in pretty much forever, Pedro Feliciano returned to the major leagues to save Aardsma's culo by keep...
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