Found May 03, 2012 on Sorry Bro: Sports Through Houser:
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Only nerds screw up high fives. Athletes are suppose to nail it directly palm-to-palm, then head off to the dugout to drink some beer and eat some pizza. The Atlanta Braves are nerds, therefore the Washington Nationals will win the division due to the Gatorade showers to their cute team interviewer. Because that is what real athletes do. [Follow me @TravisHouser]


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