Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 2/8/13
The Daily Murdoch sent two reporters this week to dig the latest toxic dirt on Brian Cashman's dangerous love life, which has ascended into Yankee lore with the likes of Fritz Peterson's trades and Scott Proctor's firestarter. The nut graph says that Cashman will pay his wife $1 million a year in child support until the year 2525, if man still alive, or she accepts Alphonso's weekly marriage proposals.Ah, Cash. A word about Brian McGuire Cashman... (See his famous IT IS HIGH Yankeeography)I'm tempted to think of Randy Newman's take on Lester Maddox: He may be a fool but he's our fool. But Cashman is no fool - love life not withstanding. He's bright, intellectual and - considering his Machiavellian survival skills within the Steinbrenner Game of Thrones - functionally brilliant in the art of political self-defense. He could have been a governor, or the inventor of Velcro. But he became a Yankee.He is relentless in his work ethic: How many times on holiday weekends have the Yankees po...
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