"No one wants to be booed. I’d probably boo myself, too." (Dan Haren, via Washington Post, 6/22/2013)
Rockies 7, Nationals 1: Death, taxes, and Dan Haren stinking out the joint.
Dear Andy Feffer: If Dan Haren makes his next home start, we propose a "Dan Haren Beachball Giveaway" night.
"I want my $13 Million back." (Ted Lerner, probably, 6/22/2013)
Dan Haren to the DL in 5...4...3..2...
(Screencap of Haren via this MASNSports.com video)
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No Kidding. Strasburg: "I'm not a kid anymore."
Ryan Mattheus' choice of Spring Training t-shirt for postgame interview was perfect