David Price Helps Out at a Charity Event, Gets His Car Peed On, Avoids a Punch

"Either that dude is peeing on my car or he's making love to the keyhole with the world's smallest dong..." See people, this is why it doesn’t pay to be altruistic.  One minute you’re slinging drinks at a charity event put on by your boss, the next minute you’re finding some dude taking a piss on your car.  Worse still, the urinator gets peeved at you for interrupting his tinkle and takes a swing at you.  Stuff like this doesn’t happen to selfish, lazy slobs like me who have a disdain for anything that requires any time and effort in helping my fellow man. Thankfully there are better people in this world than me, one of those being Tampa Bay Rays pitcher David Price, who offered up his time as a guest bartender for a charity event put on by manager Joe Maddon.  After the event wrapped up, Price sauntered out to the parking lot to find some guy taking a leak…on his car. Awkward. But it gets better, not so much for Price, but for everyon...