Derek Lowe Is Emo, Dodgers Still Blow

There are streaks where your team can't score runs just because they are unlucky, and then there are streaks where your team can't score runs because they have "Dodgers" imprinted across the chest of their jerseys. The Dodgers continued their "excellence" with runners in scoring position, but they still managed to score a run. How, you ask? A home run?! An extra base hit?! No, no, much too optimistic. It's the same old Dodger incompetence, it's just that Carlos Zambrano was feeling especially charitable and walked a run in for us with the bases loaded. Oddly enough, I wasn't even excited when it happened, I just laughed to myself silently at how pathetic it was. At this point i'm willing to give the fat behemoths in the all-you-can-eat bleachers in right field of Dodger Stadium a few at bats, because you can't figure they would do any worse. Continued...