Dodgers Have An Offensive Explosion

I knew the Dodgers were going to have a big day the moment Jeff Kent launched his homer in the first inning. You gotta figure that if Kent can hit a homer, the pitcher has to be pretty terrible. Fortunately, my assumption was correct, and the Dodgers scored as many runs today as they did over their past 3 games...or approximately the amount of runs Josh Hamilton drives in by the 5th inning of every Rangers game. In other game news, Matt Kemp continues to show that he has "no clue" at the plate by going 3 for 4 with 2 doubles and homer. Professional run fairy Scott Proctor also made an appearance and, well, gave up a run. Again.