Originally written on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 11/5/12
Have you checked out the free agent market lately? Ouch. Might as well re-read "The Bell Jar." Depressing. Only one real star: Josh Hamilton. We definitely won't sign him. (But the notion does make you smile. Imagine Hamilton's drunken breakdown in NY: Photo on the Post pissing in an alley; dating Madonna; hanging with A-Rod's pro wrestler ladies; cameo on "Celebrity Apprentice" with Trump; out on the town, beating up male models with Tim Tebow.) Only one real pitcher: Zach Greinke. We definitely won't sign him. (Imagine the cops trying to talk him out of jumping off the George Washington Bridge; the oxy bust; the rehab appearance on Ellen; the unsolved serial killings that finally result in the shoot-out on the Deegan)  And right now, the Yankiverse is pondering Torii Hunter - a great idea! Five years ago. Now, what's the point?It's time for the Yankees to establish the Chris Dickerson Production Baseline, which simply asks: How much better will this guy be than Chris Dickerson, to...
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