Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 6/9/12
From Binghamton to Sarasota We Yankee fans mix gin with soda. Chaos, we have reached our quota. Uncertainty, thy name’s Kuroda. One day he could strike out Yogi. Next day, he’s a double-bogey. Every night, it’s karaoke. Who is this guy, our Hiroki? Perhaps some wise, old pitching Yoda Knows why he can’t beat Minnesota, Then laps the Mets in his Toyota. Uncertainty, thy name’s Kuroda.
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