K-Rod Shea-Bound

Orgasmic Celebrations, Coming to Shea Soon! First off, business travel blows. Just thought I'd get that out of the way. In other news, my Mets apparently went out and signed the best closer on the market to a three-year deal. I should be exuberant. Instead, I am completely...whatever. The pain of the last two seasons' nose dives still cuts deep and my Met fan cynicism, a trademark of our strange little cult of followers, is at an all-time, biting acerbic high. My initial thoughts? Can't be upset about the signing. Everything on paper clearly declares K-Rod the cream of the available crop, and the entire crop for that matter. My second thought? His arm is going to fall off in 6-9 months and this will be another colossal failure of a signing. I guess that's why I'll tune in and hop the 7 train again this year to repeatedly torture myself. At least I'll be paying off my season tickets for the next decade. So, I've got that going for me...which is nice.