Randy Wells Cares Not For Your Sad Bastard Attitude

After getting bludgeoned to death on opening day, and having the bullpen suckerpunch us in the second game, Randy Wells finally stepped up and said enough of this ********, shutting down the Braves en route to a 2-0 win for the Cubs. The more I see him pitch, the more I like Wells. His demeanor is like a right-handed Ted Lilly.Tyler Colvin got the start in left field and made the most of the opportunity, hitting his first major league home run in the second inning. Who needs Nady? I look forward to seeing Tyler getting plenty of playing time once Fukudome goes into his annual June swoon.Sean Marshall again pitches his ass off in relief followed up by Esmailin Caridad having a respectable outing as well. John Grabow? Ugh. Jeff Samardzija being on the roster is the only thing making me not hate you more.Whoever picked the third game of the season in the "When Will Chipper Jones Get Injured?" pool, please come down and collect your prize.Jason Heyward absolutely flound...