Rich Rodriguez, International Analyst of Mystery (beta)

Google launched a thing where it will automatically caption youtube videos based on speech recognition software. It's slightly beta. It appears the corpus it was trained on was Donald Rumsfeld poorly translated back and fourth from Japanese six to seven times. It opened a wormhole into an alternate universe where Rodriguez is an important political analyst.

Mr. Rodriguez, what is your opinion on international terrorism?

 

THE SHOCKING CONCLUSION AFTER THE JUMP!

 

 

 

Mr. Rodriguez, DEMAR DORSEY?

 

Mr. Rodriguez, what's the running back situation looking like in terms of guys who transferred to MAC schools like five years ago?

 

 

Mr. Rodriguez, if you had to eat a position group on your team, which would it be?

 

 

What's your take on Harvey Unga leaving BYU? Mr. Rodriguez, was this an enormous waste of time?