Found June 23, 2012 on Cub Reporter:
(click to see cartoon) It was depressing enough finding out that Randy Wells is gonna hang around and start.It's depressing enough thinking that Ryan Dempster may never perform as a Cub again, and Wells could be his fill-in for the duration of this season.Hell, it's depressing enough knowing I gotta stay up late to watch the Cubs lose to Arizona and get depressed all over again.But when I read a tweet that said Anthony Rizzo wasn't coming up during this AZ series, I got even more depressed.Theo, give us something, man.A little Anthony Rizzo will go a long way in 2012.I'm pretty sure the magic "Rizzo won't become a free agent a year earlier" date has passed.I'm pretty sure there's somebody on this roster who'd do just fine in Iowa or on another team.Make it so.You're creative that way. (btw, I know Lassie was a collie, but I did this drawing in the throes of depression late last night and... spaced.) 
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