Spring Training Narratives: The Mad-Libs Edition.

I was meaning to write a nice update of spring training storylines like Rob has done in the post below, but I'm too busy reading rejection letters from Universities being chased by spurned Valentines to scour the globe for the informative content that you, the reader deserve. Then I remembered that it's spring training, and the stories write themselves. So here are your Mad Libs that need filling in.  The story itself is below the fold.  (No peeking until you've entered your words!) 1. A Cubs Player 2. A number 3. A celebrity 4. A food 5.  A gerund (a verb + ing)  6.  A noun 7. A Cubs Player 8.  A body part 9.  A medical procedure 10.  A number 11.  A roster position 12. A Cubs Player 13. An adjective 14.  A Cubs Player 15.  An Adjective 16.  A player from another baseball team 17.  A sports reporter 18.  A retired player 19.  An adjective 20.  A roster p...