Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 9/23/12
Murderer's Row. Mantle and Maris. Reggie and Catfish. Donny Baseball.And now... the Restroom Rompers.Seven and oh, baby. Seven and... ohhhhhhhhh.Yesterday, somehow - don't ask me how - the Yankees survived Freddy Garcia, Ivan Nova and Misstep Melky Mesa, keeping alive the Streak o' the Sugar Stall and keeping their own heads above the rim. Jiggle the handle, everybody. The Uh-Ohs remain a game up on the O's.What happened? Well, one week ago, two courageous copulators raised their Yankee fanhood to unprecedented levels, birthing the ever first Kanye/Kim-style sex video at the new Yankee Stadium. Good grief, it's amazing to think that the place still had its virginity.After yesterday, there is no doubt that this power couple penetrated not only each other, but the upper-atmospheric Higgs-magnetic grid, which engulfs the Eastern latitudes. Look, I try not to get Hadron on this blog - I leave the quantum quarks and billboard-size equations for pay-per-view lectures - so let me put it in...
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