Supersize Me

Very few baseball games exist that can turn me into a laughing hyena, an angry pyromaniac, and a babbling idiot. Most games accomplish one of the three. Some may hit two of those emotions. Rarely the hat trick. But a 20-inning game just about did it.Top 1:Who, exactly, is Jamie Garcia?Bottom 1:Skip Schumaker doubles, and there are Nyjer Morgan flashbacks. But Santana settles down and goes through the middle of the order in good shape.Top 3:Another 1-2-3 inning. Noticed that former Met Gary Bennett turns 38.Top 4:Still nothing against Garcia. Jason Bay's average plummeting faster than the stock market.Top 5:Crap, we're about to be no-hit by Jamie Garcia. No no-hitters in 48 seasons and we're going to have the deed done to us by Jamie Garcia. Laughter commences at the mere thought.Bottom 5:Here I start to think that Johan Santana is going to get screwed somehow. He's pitching too well. Somebody is going to blow it for him.Top 6:Hey, a hit! It's a Christmas Miracle!...