The Dugout: Goofus and Gallant

David Eckstein is living the dream. Despite showing no obvious talent for baseball and being the size of a petite woman, Eck spent ten years in the Major Leagues, won two World Series championships, and somehow (according to Wikipedia) got a grown woman to sleep with David Eckstein. After a career of doing the impossible, he’s taking on a new goal: convincing people that baseball players can be decent human beings. The Eckstein family is really into donating kidneys, and David is next on the list. He hasn’t officially retired, either, which means that he could show up on the Astros or the Marlins or whoever this season with only one operable kidney, hitting .270 and stealing 11-ish bases like nobody else possibly could. Today’s Dugout is in tribute to a loving man who never stopped being kind of okay and trying really hard. The Dugout **Online Host** Welcome to the Goofus and Gallant Chatroom! Gallant improves his value over replacement pla...