This just in — Oliver Perez sucks. Yeah, we all know the story: Omar gave him a bad contract. We are paying him a lot of money to rarely work…and when he works, well, let’s face it — it rarely works.
Alliteration aside, if these Mets are going to continue screaming to the heavens (or at least to the Bronx), “SERIOUSLY, DON’T UNDERESTIMATE US!” then go and show it to your fan base by cutting this hump and eating his salary.
Oliver Perez is no longer just a bad pitcher — he’s the physical embodiment of failure. He is Ishtar incarnate. He is less desirable than fish night at a women’s prison. He is only allowed back into the country...
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