Originally written on The Daily Stache  |  Last updated 9/27/14
From SB Nation’s “AZ Snake Pit” Blog: “LOL Mets” “Is this a tetris strike zone tonight?” “Cody Ross would be a perfect and frightening rodeo clown.” “More so than Eric Byrnes?” “Hmmm so which Wheeler is this? Both Good and Evil Wheeler are with the Rockies now. But this Wheeler is a Wheeler of Another Sort.” “Ex-Giant Wheeler” “If only he was still on the Giants, because that would be perfect.” “Welcome to the4th inning of doom” “McCarthy looks like he’s one life disappointment from spending the rest of his years searching for the Lost Dutchman Mine.” “Hmmm Maybe Wheeler IS worth slightly more than two months of older Carlos Beltran” “Yeah, just maybe” “What? Ugh. Nieves should have blocked that.” “time to rudely disrupt Wheeler’s rhythm.” “I guess I can start working on the recap soon.” “Having Hernandez IBB Davis makes baseball sense.” “You have to be kidding me.” “”A much thinner version of Miguel Cabrera of the tigers.” Stop it.” “HUGE AB coming up for Parra.” “Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu……” “Strike three looking? Really?” “Jumping off a bridge now, bye” “Off of the bridge at Tempe Town Lake? If you don’t drown, you’ll get a flesh eating bacteria!” The post You Mad, Bro? “Zack The Snake Charmer” Edition appeared first on The Daily Stache.

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