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  KeeganJM said March 11, 2008

  Oh and sorry Greg this is something that is just out of your control.

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  WestCoastLos said March 11, 2008

  The BIG HURT

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    Annt74 replied March 12, 2008

    copy of frank thomas
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      WestCoastLos replied March 13, 2008

      I know it is but I just thought it was fitting.......since he is BIG and HURT.
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        Annt74 replied March 13, 2008

        tru tru i gotcha
        
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  KeeganJM said March 11, 2008

  I like "The Dude"

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  GSWgirl said March 11, 2008

  Greg the Ripper.
  Get it?

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    Annt74 replied March 12, 2008

    no......help me out
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      GSWgirl replied March 13, 2008

      rip city. not funny when you have to explain it i guess.
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        Annt74 replied March 13, 2008

        nah nah still funny...................thanx
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  KeeganJM said March 11, 2008

  Good one keep them coming

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  Blackjack said March 11, 2008

  Thunder G.OD?

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  Blackjack said March 11, 2008

  Big Pink? No, no, no, forget I mentioned it.

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  KeeganJM said March 11, 2008

  Big Pink.....lol

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  Blackjack said March 11, 2008

  The BioDiesel?

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    nate77 replied March 12, 2008

    nice!
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  BirdsFan536 said March 11, 2008

  Doctor Smooth

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  cfhmudmaggot said March 11, 2008

  well seeming as ODIN was the chief of the viking gods might as well just call him ODIN. or if you want something a little more catchy ODIN also is the bringer of victory. just laying it out for you to play it out

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  swiftlyjenkins said March 11, 2008

  Big Odelicious. ... tasty

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  swiftlyjenkins said March 11, 2008

  Greg "forget the drama, dunk on ya mamma" Oden, bieatch

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  eagleman94 said March 11, 2008

  G-Den or something like Kg

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  eagleman94 said March 11, 2008

  i mean kg's nickname

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  BirdsFan536 said March 11, 2008

  Gregory the Great

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  MoneeMan said March 11, 2008

  Hmmm......i tried putting Greg Oden's intitial together and it made G.O.....GO.......then the first thing that came up to mind thinking of "GO" is Thunderbirds.....you know "Thunderbirds are GO!" So in conclusion I would nickname him the "Thunderbird."
  Unique and creativity right there!

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  nn1200 said March 11, 2008

  Rookie of the Year

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  mickeyd27 said March 11, 2008

  The Odenator... Or "Balue" like the big bear from the Jungle Book. He was always happy like Greg.

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  Miked19018 said March 11, 2008

  The odenator or Greg " Babyface" Oden

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    jus10gee replied March 11, 2008

    Hahahha, "Babyface".
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    nate77 replied March 12, 2008

    ***WINNER****
    
    it's gotta be Babyface....
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  jus10gee said March 11, 2008

  Gee O-deezy

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  BlueWorkhorse said March 11, 2008

  Chuckles...for the big childish grin he has.

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  swiftlyjenkins said March 11, 2008

  Greg "The 40 year old dunkin" Oden... uh huh you know what i'm talkin about..you love it.

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    swiftlyjenkins replied March 15, 2008

    a'la 40 year old virgin
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  lewii5 said March 11, 2008

  Greg "Big Sophistication" Oden

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  rcs360 said March 11, 2008

  Rip City Giant

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    lewii5 replied March 11, 2008

    Dude don't jinx portland with a reference to the city in his nickname. God forbid he leaves the City of Roses, but his nickname has to follow him wherever he goes.
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  KeeganJM said March 11, 2008

  These are all great guys, everyone gets the thumbs.
  
  I still like "The Dude"

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  lewii5 said March 11, 2008

  Sorry but The Dude is terrible. Not only is it kind of a rip off of lebowski but EVERYONES NICKNAME IS DUDE (women: see dudette).

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  rcs360 said March 11, 2008

  I just thought of this. In a few years, they might be calling the Rose Garden "The Garden of Oden." It's a lot better than "The Garden of Zeke."

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  KeeganJM said March 11, 2008

  Ohhh I like that one. The Garden of Oden

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  toobigbeck said March 11, 2008

  that tall maid from addams family.... lurtch!!!
  Lurtch is the winner................

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    nate77 replied March 12, 2008

    Lurtch was a butler, not a maid... c'mon
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    nate77 replied March 12, 2008

    Lurtch was a butler, not a maid... c'mon
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  phillyduck23 said March 12, 2008

  Well with the intials G.O. if u say it out loud it sounds like (geeo) like the car geo metro. Which is a really small car and sense he is big he should be named after something small so The GeO.

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  Rosecity07 said March 12, 2008

  I still wonder if the ball slipped out of his hand on that dunk or did it just hit the back of the rim.

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  MatthewS said March 12, 2008

  Thunder God

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  Lakerhater said March 12, 2008

  tiny

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  Blazer81 said March 12, 2008

  young gergory

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  Blackjack said March 12, 2008

  The Odenocrat. He can be The Preisident, (I 'd rather be The Pope).

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  Blackjack said March 12, 2008

  Doctor Teeth?

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  KeeganJM said March 12, 2008

  These are great guys, keep this stuff up.

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  KeeganJM said March 12, 2008

  Thumbs up for everyone.

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  nate77 said March 12, 2008

  It looks like Buckeye sports already had this contest and their winner was "the Odenator"
  
  http://www.buckeyecommentary.com/files/oden-nickname-we-have-a-winner.html

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  KeeganJM said March 12, 2008

  New league New Name, good ones there as well

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  nate77 said March 12, 2008

  I'm gonna have to put my vote in for the BioDiesel. He's a big dude that will dominate like Shaq (aka the Diesel) and Portland is known (somewhat) as a green city so BioDiesel works well.

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    KeeganJM replied March 12, 2008

    Im love that one
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  KeeganJM said March 12, 2008

  Thanks for the link

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  Blackjack said March 12, 2008

  Thanks nate77. i was thinking "Bionic" too. Better, stronger, faster. We have the technology. (cue 6 Million $ Man jumping sound as Greg throws down a thunderous dunk).

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    KeeganJM replied March 12, 2008

    I could see the commercial now.
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    nate77 replied March 12, 2008

    the $6 million Oden?
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      KeeganJM replied March 13, 2008

      Yeah
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  Cristoball said March 12, 2008

  How about " The GOden Child"? (Golden)

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  KeeganJM said March 12, 2008

  I just want everyone to look at that pic again, look at everyone on the bench and in the stands, and his teammates on the floor, its like time stopped. Think if he nailed that dunk, how just nuts the place would have gone.
  

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  webkid30 said March 12, 2008

  My vote is for babyface.

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  Ruggedly said March 12, 2008

  Babyface is the winner

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  KeeganJM said March 12, 2008

  Babyface....lol
  
  Keep em coming

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  KeeganJM said March 12, 2008

  I would like to get this thing some more visibility around the yard, it would be awesome if you guys like the post you could give it a thumbs up, and remember to give the comments you like a thumbs up, so other barkers get recognition for their creativity.
  
  Keep it up guys, this stuff is great.

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  ItsMrHarris2u said March 12, 2008

  how about he keeps his current one... G.O.
  
  if it's not broken, don't fix it.

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  Blackjack said March 12, 2008

  Becuase those are initials, not a nickname. Not nearly as cool. Even KG was once "The Kid".

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  Annt74 said March 12, 2008

  grandaddy

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  Annt74 said March 12, 2008

  wait i thought they already called him man-child

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  KeeganJM said March 12, 2008

  Oh Big Ugly is mean, but think when he dunks on someone you can yell out you just got dunked on by "Big Ugly"

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    thot721 replied March 12, 2008

    Barkley already named Sam Cassell "lord of the ring" so couldn't give him that one
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  Ruggedly said March 12, 2008

  Picture... he's totally not going in for a dunk. I remember this... he's got a great baby hook.

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  eagleman94 said March 12, 2008

  GOliath .. since he's 7 feet

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  Marinman said March 12, 2008

  Sam Bowie II
  just kidding
  I really like BioDiesel

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  Blackjack said March 12, 2008

  Good one eagleman94.

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  kgoon1590 said March 12, 2008

  Super Market
  
  Because he's so damn marketable. He's a chameleon.

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  kgoon1590 said March 12, 2008

  Or maybe Big Grizzly. I like that one.

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  Lakerhater said March 12, 2008

  sam bowie#2

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  BigRandy said March 12, 2008

  O-DOG! "Ya talk about my momma, I'ma put it down on ya"!!!!!

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  KeeganJM said March 12, 2008

  Here are some entries off the site
  
  Kyle says
  "His nickname should be Zeus. Besides physical similarities, he is the God of Sky and Thunder—also appropriate."
  
  Mike says
  "Grady — because he looks like Grady from Sanford and Son"

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    kgoon1590 replied March 13, 2008

    Come on, don't you like Big Grizzly?
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  BlueWorkhorse said March 12, 2008

  We had a dark skinned teammate in high school that we called "Big Dookie" (also due to his braids) and a 6'10" white guy we called "Big Ugly." Maybe a combination of the two... "Big Ugly Dookie"...kinda condescending, but also devastating to say you got dunked on by Big Ugly Dookie.

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  therik said March 12, 2008

  I'm going with "Goden" ... I don't like it at all, but I bet if he's going to play great ball, the announcers are going with this nick! I BET THEY WILL!
  
  "[...]and Goden with the nice slam! Do you believe that guy! The crowd is going crazy; great slam by Greg Oden."
  
  "Greg Oden with 19 points, 11 boards and 2 blocks after the half, great performance by Goden - he's certainly having a big night tonight!"

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  rybgood said March 12, 2008

  Heavy Pickle

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  Rosecity07 said March 13, 2008

  "The Last Stop"

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  KeeganJM said March 13, 2008

  Here is another entry from the site
  
  Derek Arnold says:
  1. Young Moses (because Moses Malone looked 50 when he came in the league too)
  2. Young 'thuselah (reference to the biblical character Methuselah)
  3. Hoya Destroya (just for that picture)
  4. The Notorious G.O.

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  Bob2000 said March 12, 2008

  Butters

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    Annt74 replied March 13, 2008

    thats me!
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  eaglefanatic99 said March 13, 2008

  "Paint Monster' since he will destroy everything in the paint

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  DrunkStepdad said March 13, 2008

  Mr. Pickles

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  Annt74 said March 13, 2008

  G-OD

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  KeeganJM said March 13, 2008

  Keep them coming

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  jaseptown said March 13, 2008

  Like pryzbilla. Who they call Thrilla
  Call Greg GRILLA!!!!!!!! it's got the gr from greg. and grilling someone, lol. yeah.

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  Miked19018 said March 13, 2008

  I knew someone would like Greg "Babyface" Oden

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  HayatoKanzaki1 said March 13, 2008

  Przybilla already go the nickname Joelthrilla. Saying gregzilla would make it look like hes copying

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    KeeganJM replied March 13, 2008

    JPryz's nickname is the Vanilla Gorilla, if we went the other way with it with Greg it would not be very PC, granted I am not PC, but still would not call him that.
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  MaxPower said March 13, 2008

  Mother. Cause he takes care of the nest. Pryz had that for a minute but, he doesn't deserve it.

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  BirdsFan536 said March 13, 2008

  Mugshot, cuz he'll shoot it in ya mug and he never smiles his face is always lookin dull like a mug shot

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  BirdsFan536 said March 13, 2008

  http://p8.p.pixnet.net/albums/userpics/8/7/20487/1196272023.jpg check it out

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  KeeganJM said March 13, 2008

  Wrinkles

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  thumper799 said March 13, 2008

  Please don't call him Big Grizzly unless there are plans send him here to Memphis. I'm still not over the 2007 draft yet. I really like the Odenator! Diesel won't work either cause that's Shaq (even with the Bio added). It's got to be original!
  I'm sick of the comparisons cause everyone is unique in their own way. I'm really considering Spiderman!
  Friendly neighborhood SPIDERMAN!!!

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  mickeyd27 said March 13, 2008

  Robin Hood or Odenhood, because the dude is always doing something good. I can see him in the same outfit the had in the movie "Robinhood Men In Tights" lol

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  newsnm said March 13, 2008

  The Goof from Terre Haute (my favorite, I think thats how it's pronounced, if its the other way heres some replacements The Oak from Terre Haute, The Guard Boat from Terre Haute, or maybe in light of his recent political interests The Right to Vote from Terre Haute, hahaha)
  He Walks Amongst Men
  Titan GO or just The Titan
  The Greek God of Ball
  O-DAMN
  The Fury
  The Old Man
  Russel Reborn
  The Jester
  The Forty Year Old Center
  You Do Not Pass GO
  The God
  The Political Beast
  From a Time Before Men
  Definitely Not Bowie

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  newsnm said March 13, 2008

  The Goof from Terre Haute (my favorite, but only works if its pronounced like this. If its pronounced the other possible way then The Bloke from Terre Haute, The Oak from Terre Haute, The Stroke from Terre Haute, The Mo from Terre Haute, cuz of his resemblence to Malone, or maybe in light of his recent political interests The Right to Vote from Terre Haute)
  He Walks Amongst Men
  Oomph Dizzle
  Titan GO or just The Titan
  The Power of O
  The Greek God of Ball
  O-DAMN
  The Fury
  The Old Man
  Russel Reborn
  The Forty Year Old Center
  Do Not Pass GO
  Odenstroyer
  Unusually Large Child
  Ball of Love
  From a Time Before Men
  The No Jump Dunk
  Not Bowie
  

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  KeeganJM said March 14, 2008

  Here is another entry from the site
  
  Jordan Says
  "The Noble One" - Greg Oden #52

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  bucksfan13bond said March 14, 2008

  Oooh. I have the perfect one right here. You know there was that movie the 40 year old virgin?Well, since Oden looks like he's 40, we could call him "The 40 year-old Dunker"!!!!!!!! Is that not the winner right there? Can I get a "whoop whoop" for the 40 year-old dunker?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!Thats right!!
  GO G.O!!!!

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    mickeyd27 replied March 14, 2008

    I don't wann make you feel bad, but that was officially the worst Idea yet.
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    newsnm replied March 15, 2008

    I already posted "The Forty Year Old Center" and even I thought it was stupid and just posted it as a joke. So I dunno if yours is actually the perfect one, it seems more like an unoriginal and kinda dumb nickanme
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  rcs360 said March 14, 2008

  GO. The Great One.

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  KeeganJM said March 14, 2008

  Good stuff

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  eagleman94 said March 14, 2008

  bucksfan that was stupid haha .. how bout " Golden Man" or "Golden" since his name is G-Oden we are just puttin a L.

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  MoneeMan said March 15, 2008

  Big Daddy......yep!

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  Number52 said March 15, 2008

  How about Greg Golden? (like Stevie Franchise)Or The Freight Train? (because he is unstoppable. Bio Diesel is to much like Shack Diesel.)

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  mikeconleyfan said March 16, 2008

  Greg Peg-Leg Oden.....Arrr mateys!

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  mikeconleyfan said March 16, 2008

  Or Greg Powder-Keg Oden

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  mikeconleyfan said March 16, 2008

  Those two aside, Odenator and Biodiesel are good

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  travisusc2010 said March 24, 2008

  G-OD
  The Skyscrapper
  Grandfather Greg

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  junioriscool said March 24, 2008

  the manchild

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  junioriscool said March 24, 2008

  the manchild

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  BillWalton said March 27, 2008

  a little off topic, but does anyone else call Joel "Ghost Face Przybilla"? He haunts the paint!

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  09playoffs said March 28, 2008

  I like 'Do Not Pass G.O.'

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  phillyfannaz said March 29, 2008

  Big Ugly that has to be his nickname come on now!!!

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  phillyfannaz said March 29, 2008

  Brother from another Mother

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  phillyfannaz said March 29, 2008

  but for real how about the "Flyswatter"

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  BlazerRob said March 30, 2008

  The O-Zone

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  BlazerRob said March 30, 2008

  My favorite is THE O-ZONE.
  
  Nothing Penetrates 'The O-ZONE'
  
  =P

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  Blackjack said March 31, 2008

  Did anyone ever win this contest?

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  callmeclyde said April 06, 2008

  we should call him picasso since he is an artist in the paint!

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  yellowman1500 said April 10, 2008

  I like BABYFACE, WRINKLES, ODENATER, GRADY, BIODIESEL, O-ZONE, O-DOG, BIG DADDY, GRANDDADDY, and G.O.. What about NO GO? Regardless, I think that some name will stick next year during his first PLAYING season when his playing style will emerge. GO BLAZERS!!!

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  Calblazer said April 12, 2008

  "Goat"

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  fishman said April 13, 2008

  How about "Big Nasty" For all those nasty dunks he will be throwing down on other players.

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  billybob5 said April 27, 2008

  big mona because ur a beast

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  brizdeman said May 10, 2008

  i think he may reinvent the c position so how about Greg "the new breed" Oden. some others might be destroyer, the hammer (odin, mythology link), greg "the apocalypse" oden,

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  aa_mack said June 20, 2008

  Rather than Picasso...it should be "Van G.O."

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  diginoise said January 29, 2009

  I like Baby Gramps

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  toppel said February 27, 2009

  MR. GLASS....... as it appears every bone in his body shatters when hit.... Just not the same player he was in college unfortunately.

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  Zandino said April 04, 2009

  Big Gramps

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