Let’s say you are out drinking a couple of weeks ago.In your drunken debauchery, you decide you are going to write an email to the NBA executive offices and Commissioner David Stern declaring yourself eligible for the 2013 NBA Draft. If you are seriously intoxicated enough to go through with it, you are probably going to forget you even wrote the email. Luckily enough for this guy, the NBA responded to his request. Here is the email to the NBA:
Here is the response from the NBA:
I’m fairly impressed with this guy’s ability to sound so official while intoxicated so heavily. Perhaps the most impressive note is the signature from Andy Taub. That looks to be personally signed. I would frame that letter. Eligible to sign with any NBA team? I’ll start my bidding at a cool $5.15 million (average league salary). Let’s not forget my shoe endorsement deals and Jay-Z being my agent. I’ll be the next Brian Scalabrine, but sexier.