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According to the Daily Herald:
Police said the man passed a note to a bank teller just before noon Thursday at the TCF Bank inside the Jewel at 922 N. Green Bay Road and left with about $1,000.
Authorities believe the thief, who is still at large, might be responsible for a recent robbery at a TCF Bank in Zion.
The suspect was described as a black man, approximately 5’5” to 5’7” tall, with a thin build. He was wearing a dark blue puffy winter coat, black jeans, Nike Jordan tennis shoes, and a red Chicago Bulls hat. Police said the suspect lost his hat as he fled the scene Thursday.
Wait, homeboy lost his hat? Baseball Cap Bank Robbery fail, bro. You need some Christmas spending money? Hang out at the mall and wait for a guy matching this description to hit Lidz looking for a Bulls hat.
Boom – your ass makes money off the FBI and you eat lobster for the holidays.
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