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Paul Pierce(notes) and Brook Lopez(notes) share a moment during the Celtics-Nets game last week at the Izod Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a flannel shirt or two. After the jump, Marvin stretches his face.Winner, Usman:Introducing a complete body work out, Hawks forward Marvin Williams(notes) demonstrates how he stretches and loosens out his tongue for in-game trash talk. He has yet been unable to reach the level of Kenyon Martin(notes) of Denver, who in preparation for Kobe, is even able to touch his nose with his tongue.Co-runner-up, Joemama:"KELLY CLARKSON!!" Co-runner-up, Noam S:"I'm sick and tired of people complaining that the Hawks took me over CP3! Can Paul do this face?"