I'm really glad you're enjoying your birthday party at the Chateau Nightclub & Gardens at the Paris Las Vegas, Marcus Banks. It looks like a very fun time, and I'm happy to see that you are making the most of it. Everything about this looks great. I don't know what it is you are about to lick, but I bet licking it is probably fine, since the round top matches your sleeveless hoodie and the shiny bottom matches your big diamond bracelet/watch. All coordinated everything.
Also, I like that you are apparently supporting Movember. Don't beat yourself up; you still have a few days left to turn that tiny thin line of a mustache into something that is more of a real thing. You're not "licked" yet!
In conclusion: Great everything, Marcus Banks. Happy birthday!
Best caption wins Ring Pops, my licking object of choice (wait). Good luck.
In our last adventure: CONFIRMED: No one is in greater agony than Hasheem Thabeet.
Winner, ©: "Oh, dear God, I don't want to be on offense!"