Though I’m currently taking applications, I haven’t yet met the girl of my dreams.That fact didn’t keep me from visiting the jewelry store this afternoon to buy an engagement ring. The problem was, I don’t know what size ring the Boston Celtics’ offseason wears. Also, I’m not sure how I want to propose to her. I’ve ruled out the “cliche on the Jumbotron” proposal because what if she says no in front of 20,000 people? My proposal will be cute yet manly, special and unique. It will be worthy of the girl to whom I’m proposing. I am in love with the Boston Celtics’ offseason and want to have several children with her. She deserves my monogamous and unconditional love, at least until Danny Ainge makes a move I strongly disagree with in the future, at which point I will force her to sleep on the couch or maybe file for a divorce.But for now the Celtics’ offseason is sleeping in my bed, spooning the night away. I don’t even care if she steals all the covers because her scent alone is enou
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Ray Allen,
Avery Bradley,
Jeff Green,
Rajon Rondo,
Brandon Bass,
Jared Sullinger,
Courtney Lee,
Fab Melo,
Kevin Garnett,
Paul Pierce,
Jason Terry,
Chris Wilcox
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