Originally written on Jocks and Stiletto Jill  |  Last updated 11/19/14

Jalen Rose makes story time on Grantland quite entertaining. This time on the “B.S.Report,” Jalen tackles the frequent problem of girlfriends and wives at the same game. Not random players significant others, a married player with his main and mistress both wanting to be in the stands to cheer him on. Rose discusses seating arrangements.   Trust and believe, when you pick up the envelope from will call – that’s for the sides not wives, they don’t go through that headache – thought has been put into where you’ll be sitting and if you’ll get a postgame pass. So here’s my tip for both the jocks and those aspiring significant others. 1. Wives know where “the work” sits and the sides absolutely know where wifey sits. 2. You can try not leaving her passes but any crafty side piece will have a plan to get around this. You probably should make that clear upfront. 3. I’ve written a book on this topic and others like it. I can’t wait to let you in on what else goes on.

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