Photo: Super Dave Gortat

Skeets: HA-HA![Marcin Gortat(notes) pulls his car over and gets out.] Gortat: Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile? Skeets: Yes. Gortat: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. [Points to his customized Gortat-mobile.] This was the largest auto I could afford, not counting my supercharged BMW M5. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun, huh? Skeets: I guess so. Gortat: [clears his throat] Would you like it if others laughed at your misfortune, hmm? Maybe we should find out! [Gortat pulls down Skeets' skinny jeans and commands him to walk down the street in his Raptors' underwear.] Gortat: Now march! [Gortat honks his car horn while driving behind Skeets.] Gortat: Hey, everyone! Look at this; it's that blogger who laughs at everyone! Let's laugh at him! You: HA-HA!... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene! Cheers, Alex.